Problems with cutting down tree?

hummm well lets think about this for a min!!!!..damn a tree 5 feet around WOW!!! must have been a tall tree!!! so here I am wondering if the tree was so big what made you think a 5 inch saw would do any good?? just wondering.. I mean I am a girl and hell I could figure out use a BIG saw.. oh yeah and well I might have actually called a tree service seeing that I knew the tree was far to big for me to do.. maybe a NICE case of wine...and well good thing that you have insurance so you can pay for the repairs on the neighbors car.. OUCH!!! yep I dare to say your not going to the neighborhood BBQ!!! BUT what a GREAT story.. and here I thought I was the only one that had a husband that would do things like that.. HA HA HA!!!!